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Presidential Candidates as South American Red Wine. I am here to help u people!

A comparison of the 2008 presidential candidates to South American Red Wine

Hillary Clinton - Chilean Cabernet


Thorny/mineral texture with a long lingering black cassis taste that just won’t go away. It seems to always be available yet no one ever gives it the credit it deserves. Very approachable to the every day wine drinker.


Barack Obama – Argentinean Malbec


Party in a bottle. If u are under the age of 45, it is “cool” to be a fan of Argentinean Malbecs. Bred from vines originally imported from France, Argentinean Malbec’s have a noble past. Taste wise, these wines are super smooth and have a calming effect when paired with any intense red meat.


John McCain – The Argentinean Bordeaux Blend


Gets better with age. Ready to fight and be tasted against any of the world’s best. The winemakers choose the best grapes for these blends and therefore build wines that are aided by some of the best grapes in the world.

1 Comment

A Holmes Comment by A Holmes on May 3, 2008 at 9:28am
I believe the Argentinean Bordeaux Blend was a POW during 'Nam as well.. I know this may speak to this wine's character, but perhaps it will affect its leadership abilities?!?

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