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Feel Free to Use the Following Slang on winetotheface.com

Only the NY Post would keep me this hip.

* textual relations: text-message dirty talk

* OMFG: oh my bleeping God

* a - - hat: a stupid person

* gnar gnar: even better than gnarly

* cowboy up: be a man

* wizard: cool

* toolbox: a bigger tool than a regular tool

* trunk full of crunk: a car trunk with alcohol

* dormcest: sex between two people in the same dorm

* fatty fratty: a fatty fratty

* 400 calories: making out for 20 minutes

* fierce: as bold as Christian V. Siriano

* fawkward: bleeping awkward

* v-card: virginity

* sweet: gnar gnar

* parking the porpoise: checking in your v-card

* roll deep: safety in numbers

* fake the funk: to act with a false ethos

* hit it: to park the porpoise

* rut-ro: "uh-oh" in Scooby speak

* dilly: the deal

5 Comments

At 4:37pm on May 14th, 2008, A Holmes said…
OMFG, what a gnar gnar post
At 4:38pm on May 14th, 2008, A Holmes said…
I don't quite get 'hit it' . is 'park the porpoise' another slang word, or does 'hit it' literally refer to stopping a dolphin-like creature from moving forward?
At 10:20am on May 15th, 2008, marina said…
I do not understand American slang at all

Where is the Australian translation?
At 10:27am on May 15th, 2008, A Holmes said…
wizard: cool

australian translation...

wizzie: cool
At 11:24am on May 15th, 2008, Mitch said…
toolbox...nice, I like that. I've always used "toolshed"

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