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Only the NY Post would keep me this hip.
* textual relations: text-message dirty talk
* OMFG: oh my bleeping God
* a - - hat: a stupid person
* gnar gnar: even better than gnarly
* cowboy up: be a man
* wizard: cool
* toolbox: a bigger tool than a regular tool
* trunk full of crunk: a car trunk with alcohol
* dormcest: sex between two people in the same dorm
* fatty fratty: a fatty fratty
* 400 calories: making out for 20 minutes
* fierce: as bold as Christian V. Siriano
* fawkward: bleeping awkward
* v-card: virginity
* sweet: gnar gnar
* parking the porpoise: checking in your v-card
* roll deep: safety in numbers
* fake the funk: to act with a false ethos
* hit it: to park the porpoise
* rut-ro: "uh-oh" in Scooby speak
* dilly: the deal
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